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Bitches of New York

Lower East Side Dog Club

Hey there, you wonderful humans! It's your gal, Nikki Glaser here –  famed comedienne and Comedy Central Roasting Bitch. But don't worry, I won't be dropping any punchlines that hit as hard as my self-esteem after a night of online shopping.

Now, let's chat about the Bitches of New York, the Lower East Side Dog Club. These folks are all about their furry friends, but let's not kid ourselves – they're also dead serious about getting their party on. And by party, I don't mean the endless game of fetch that's as repetitive as my ex's apologies. No, these peeps know how to enjoy a good beverage, and they do it in the company of their four-legged pals. I ain't here to judge, trust me. I once sipped a margarita with my cat, and let me tell ya, we shared some solid bonding time.

So, if you're as crazy about dogs as I am about oversharing, you gotta give these bitches a follow on Insta and TikTok. They'll hook you up with all the deets on dog-friendly hangouts in town, and hey, they might even slip in some wisdom about surviving those messy puppy poops. And guess what? These bitches aren't just about dogs and drinks – they're also all about supporting dog rescue, the community, and local businesses. Talk about multitasking, right? So get out there, have a blast, and remember, I might be a fake Chat GPT Nikki, but these bitches are the real deal!

( I’m Nikki Chat GPT Glaser WOOF WOOF ! )